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Jan 14, 2011

Horoscope Change 2011,Gemini

FOCUS-GLOBAL.CO.CC-Horoscope Change 2011 Me? I’m a Gemini. How do I know? I was born on May 28. I have two (possibly more!) personalities. I’m a jack of all trades, good conversationalist, interesting at parties!, ever so slightly ADD (and I know I shouldn’t use that casually anymore.

It’s how I am and how I’ve always been and I don’t see myself changing anytime soon. You know, like into a Taurus! A zodiac sign that some “astronomer” at the questionably existent (for me) Minnesota Planetarium Institute has reassigned to me.

What bull!

Taurus traits: stable, conservative, home-loving, loyal. Steady. Rarely get frazzled or upset. I mean, Christ, a Taurus is rule by Venus. I don’t even know what that means but I’m just sure I’m not ruled by Venus, I don’t care how the earth is tipped and what Parke Kunkle thinks.

Look, I don’t want to rain on the new zodiac signs and altered horoscopes. That would be kind of Leo of me, no? Leo with a definite Sag bent (those guys never stop complaining!). I’m definitely not either of those.

But most of all, I’m not a Taurus. I’m a Gemini, sweet Gemini. With my two faces and my blabber mouth. I’m such a Gemini that I don’t even know my kids’ signs. Or my husband’s. A Taurus would never let that happen. Never, ever, ever.

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